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Thursday, October 6, 2011
231. Lorena Bobbitt's sister?
There once was a fellow named Chris Smith
Who hadn't a pecker to piss with
It was lost in the war --
Not in battle, a whore
Cut it off. (Sometimes sex is a bliss myth.)