Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
273. The Runny-nosed bride
A real nervous bride named Jan Howard
Had to walk down the aisle which was bowered.
"I'm allergic" she hacked "To the flowers." In fact,
If the truth be known, Jan was a coward.