Thursday, October 13, 2011

254-255. Squeaky clean

A new Scottish chef named McDoffle
Decided to make some falafel
His beans known as fava
Were harder than lava --
The finished dish tasted quite awful.

A strange fortune-teller named Nancy
Had a shop in New York on Delancey

She was known as a bitch
And perhaps was a witch
For she dabbled in things necromancy.

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