Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
308. Excitation by vibration
A fellow whose name is Mike George
Has a washing machine made by Norge.
When it hits the spin cycle
The dick of our Michael
Rests on it to quickly engorge.
How cool that you even remember Norge. Something having to do with Victor Borge beggars mentioning. And also, don't forget that fine appli- ance bearing the name Bendix...
How cool that you even remember Norge. Something having to do with Victor Borge beggars mentioning. And also, don't forget that fine appli-
ReplyDeleteance bearing the name Bendix...