Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, September 30, 2011
210. Saving money out the ass
A miserly tightwad named Bob
Used T.P. as rough as a cob.
Much cheaper than Charmin
But constantly harmin'
His hemorrhoids and that made him sob.