Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, September 12, 2011
151. He'll provide the cream
A British guy played a mean trumpet
And took home the occasional strumpet
After screwing his guest
He would make this request:
"Could you bring me some tea and a crumpet?"