Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
132. Still a virgin?
A man had a pencil-thin dong
Which was skinny but eight inches long
If a girl had her hymen
He saw little crime in
Bypassing it with his thin schlong.