Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
121. Romancing the stone-dead
A man who enjoyed necrophilia
Told a woman "I think I will killia
'Cause you have to be dead
'Fore I'll take you to bed."
(In my rhymes, no one's ever been sillia.)