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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
179. Organic fertilizer
Does anyone still say 'receipt' for 'recipe'? There was an agronomist Kurd
Whose plant-food receipt was absurd
He would piss in a cup
And then mix it up
With a freshly-dropped hyena turd.