144-145. Grafenberg and Borodin

Two names which are about as obscure as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (at least in most small hamlets.)

Found slightly below a gal's pee spot
But inside, on the top, is her G-spot
If a man ever rubs it
The woman then dubs it
Her favorite multiple WHEE spot!

You need to read the last three syllables in lines 1,2,5 as triplets...
A Russian composer named Borodin
Like Jack Spratt eschewed fatty meat for the lean.

Polovtsian Dances

Improved not his chances

Of some folks mistaking him for a queen.