Friday, September 2, 2011

122-123. Not too naughty

A self-absorbed fellow named Ward
With the girls was entirely bored
Some folks thought him crazy
But he was just lazy
He died never once having scored.

A woman with tits that weren't mere
Tried to talk to guys, but they'd just leer
At her protuding bosom
(A fantastic twosome)
She'd yell "Hey! My eyes are up here!"

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