Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
137. Dirty money
A nouveau riche show-off named Phil
Took a crap, then said this to his Jill,
"You may find me quite crass
But I just wiped my ass
With a freshly-made ten dollar bill."