Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
158. Let this beak a lesson...
A weirdo from upstate New York
Decided he'd fuck him a stork
When he gave it his jolt
The bird started to moult,
Craned its neck 'round and bit off his dork.