Friday, September 16, 2011

163. Can'tor we all get along?

An old Jewish cantor named Morris
Tried to join a Methodist chorus
Spoke he "Must I convert?"
The director said "Cert
Ainly. Otherwise, WASPs might abhor us!"

(I'm not sure WASP is still in use.  It's an acronym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.)

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