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Friday, September 16, 2011
163. Can'tor we all get along?
An old Jewish cantor named Morris
Tried to join a Methodist chorus
Spoke he "Must I convert?"
The director said "Cert
Ainly. Otherwise, WASPs might abhor us!"
(I'm not sure WASP is still in use. It's an acronym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.)