Whose actions were totally manic.
Overhauling your ride,
He would toss parts aside,
When it came time to find 'em, he'd panic!
Had a shop which he labeled "The Caker."
When a gal would come in
(Not for sweets but for sin)
Something different would rise and he'd make her.
Would often stay late after work.
While counting the money
He'd wait for his honey
If she didn't show, he would jerk.
A man who did work as a cobbler
Had a cock which was sort of a wobbler.
At best, semi-hard --
A condition which barred
Him from fucking his wife, so he'd gobble her.