Tuesday, September 27, 2011

199-200. Cleanliness is cloying -- but try these.

A man who was deaf as a post
Decided a dinner to host.
When his guests rang the bell --
Well, how could he tell?
So he ate the entire rib roast.

A mendacious salesman named Steve
At each job he held, got asked to leave.
His habitual lying
Left customers crying
And wanting refunds to receive.

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