Saturday, July 1, 2017

PD302-309. But not TOO young...

You'll note that all of these begin with the same 5 words.
There was a young girl of Asturias
With a penchant for practices curious.
        She loved to bat rocks
        With her gentlemen's cocks --
A practice both rude and injurious.

There was a young girl of Cape Town
Who usually fucked with a clown
        He taught her the trick
        Of sucking his prick,
And when it went up -- she went down.

There was a young girl of Coxsaxie
Whose skirt was more mini than maxi.
        She was fucked at the show
        In the twenty-third row,
And once more going home in the taxi.

There was a young girl of Rangoon
Who was screwed by a Hindi buffoon.
    "Well, it has been great fun,"
    She remarked when he'd done,
"But I'm sorry you came quite so soon."

There was a young girl from Edina,
Who shoved avians up her vagina
As much as she pleased,
'Til one day, she sneezed --
Out popped three toucans and a mynah!

There was a young girl named O'Malley
Who wanted to dance in the ballet.
        She got roars of applause
        When she kicked off her drawers,
But her hair and her bush didn't tally.

There was a young girl named Miss Randall
Who thought it beneath her to handle
    A young fellow's pole,
    So instead, her hot hole
Was contented by means of a candle.

There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
        A wad-shot rang her bell
        And she said with a yell,       
"Me give you a ding for a dong!"


  1. There was a young girl...
    There was a young girl...
    Sleazy little tramps! Makes me glad to be an old girl and certified spinster! What an uncomplicated life I lead. (but hey fellas, go ahead and read 'em and fill your boots!)

  2. Hey, Suzanne, do you not have a daughter?
    But maybe you never begot 'er.
    Were you married and laid?
    Then you're not an old maid --
    A 'spinster' cannot be a mater.

    Aren't the two terms synonymous?

  3. Like laid women who've lost all the urgin'
    And adjust their new status to "virgin"
    I am recertified
    As a spinster who tried
    Then in celibacy, am submergin'!