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Tuesday, July 25, 2017
2587. Or other horsin' around...
An equestrienne living in Warner Just couldn't be any forlorner She's lost her sanguinity And her virginity, Seems riding bareback has torn 'er. Pop. 1,619
You should round up all your Oklahoma limericks and make a book out of them. It would make for a great coffee table book. Or something to read at the airport, or while sitting on the john.
I am keeping two collections as Word docs: One of only clean ones, and another of them all. It has 132 limmies (so far.) Whether I'll ever get around to publishing them is another story.
Do it, Phil! Fellow Oklahomans would love you, and you'd put Oklahoma on the map! ( yeah I know I know, Oklahoma's already on the map)
Anyhow, I'd like to add a second verse to explain away the first, if you don't mind...
Her virginity loss was poor timing I think riding has busted her hymen When asked, "Why didn't you Find a fellow to woo?" She replied, "There are too many shy men."
There was a young girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken . From riding a bike . On a cobblestone pike, But it really was broken from pokin'.
Here's my backstory, entitled "He Did It His Way."
In Hoboken, a crooner with woo eyes Conned that bike-riding lass with his true lies. . Her rough cobblestone mantra . Turned out quite the contra: Her cherry was claimed by Ol' Blue Eyes.
I'm sorry I broke Mad Kane's Rhyme Rule in L2, but I did not have the patience to think of a verb ending in "-uize."
You should round up all your Oklahoma limericks and make a book out of them. It would make for a great coffee table book. Or something to read at the airport, or while sitting on the john.
ReplyDeleteGMTA, David.
ReplyDeleteI am keeping two collections as Word docs: One of only clean ones, and another of them all. It has 132 limmies (so far.) Whether I'll ever get around to publishing them is another story.
Do it, Phil! Fellow Oklahomans would love you, and you'd put Oklahoma on the map! ( yeah I know I know, Oklahoma's already on the map)
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, I'd like to add a second verse to explain away the first, if you don't mind...
Her virginity loss was poor timing
I think riding has busted her hymen
When asked, "Why didn't you
Find a fellow to woo?"
She replied, "There are too many shy men."
The Limerick (#869, p.178) said it this way:
ReplyDeleteThere was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
. From riding a bike
. On a cobblestone pike,
But it really was broken from pokin'.
Here's my backstory, entitled "He Did It His Way."
In Hoboken, a crooner with woo eyes
Conned that bike-riding lass with his true lies.
. Her rough cobblestone mantra
. Turned out quite the contra:
Her cherry was claimed by Ol' Blue Eyes.
I'm sorry I broke Mad Kane's Rhyme Rule in L2, but I did not have the patience to think of a verb ending in "-uize."
I see nothing wrong with interposing a consonant, Steve, and don't think Mad would, either.
DeleteHer complaint is with last STRESSED syllables in a line which don't also rhyme.
Your woo-true-blue all do and, to be Frank, I accept (and like) your backstory!