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Friday, June 30, 2017
2564. Cryptic plea
Home alone, eating large Belgian Waffle, Man stuffed too much in mouth, a whole jawful. Blocked his 'trache' and esophagus Now needs sarcophagus. He's become something quite offal. (Alternative title: Coffin fit.)