Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
2574. Jewish convert?
In olden days, if a mohel clipped a knight, The blood from dismembering dripped a night No Superman, he, If he got up to pee He felt weak, as if nearby were kryptonite.
(You know a lim is lousy when ya have to show the stresses.)