Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
2574. Jewish convert?
In olden days, if a mohel clipped a knight, The blood from dismembering dripped a night No Superman, he, If he got up to pee He felt weak, as if nearby were kryptonite.
(You know a lim is lousy when ya have to show the stresses.)
Not necessarily. If marking unusual stresses lets the reader recite the poem immediately and saves him three minutes of trying to figure it out, then it is a good thing. If not showing stresses causes the reader to give up after two minutes and he leaves with the impression that the author has no sense of scansion, then who has been served?
Not necessarily. If marking unusual stresses lets the reader recite the poem immediately and saves him three minutes of trying to figure it out, then it is a good thing. If not showing stresses causes the reader to give up after two minutes and he leaves with the impression that the author has no sense of scansion, then who has been served?
ReplyDeleteThanks for having my back, Bro Steve!
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