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Wednesday, July 12, 2017
2575. Lookin' for trouble
The sheriff of tiny Canute Had a pistol he ne'er got to shoot. Like John Wayne's pard, Yakima, Wished he could sack him a Nasty, law-breakin' galoot. Pop. 539. Yak's last name had a short 'u', though.