Saturday, July 29, 2017

2593. Not at lagerheads

A beer-loving hussy from Hennessey
Liked to go to the bar and get Guinnessey.
Whenever she drank
Her pussy, it stank
But at yeast it did not make her menacey.

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  1. Is it just me, or did anyone else find this limerick's last line to be insanely funny? Especially the third word of the last line. I couldn't stop laughing! It all came together so perfectly goofy. In fact, the whole thing was goofy! (and I mean that in a good way, Philsy!)

  2. Phil is phlattered! Thanks for liking, Suz.

    Then there's the joke/riddle,
    Q: What do you get if you cross the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a Cabbage Patch doll?

    A: A funny-lookin' kid with a yeast infection.

  3. Hahaha! Geez, to be good at literary endeavors takes a working, thinking brain. But to be good at literary endeavors mixed with loads of humor takes a natural, inborn talent. That's you!

    1. All i do nowadays is loaf. I guess it was bread into me.