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Saturday, July 29, 2017
2593. Not at lagerheads
A beer-loving hussy from Hennessey Liked to go to the bar and get Guinnessey. Whenever she drank Her pussy, it stank But at yeast it did not make her menacey.
Pop. 2,194
Is it just me, or did anyone else find this limerick's last line to be insanely funny? Especially the third word of the last line. I couldn't stop laughing! It all came together so perfectly goofy. In fact, the whole thing was goofy! (and I mean that in a good way, Philsy!)
Hahaha! Geez, to be good at literary endeavors takes a working, thinking brain. But to be good at literary endeavors mixed with loads of humor takes a natural, inborn talent. That's you!
Is it just me, or did anyone else find this limerick's last line to be insanely funny? Especially the third word of the last line. I couldn't stop laughing! It all came together so perfectly goofy. In fact, the whole thing was goofy! (and I mean that in a good way, Philsy!)
ReplyDeletePhil is phlattered! Thanks for liking, Suz.
ReplyDeleteThen there's the joke/riddle,
Q: What do you get if you cross the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a Cabbage Patch doll?
A: A funny-lookin' kid with a yeast infection.
Hahaha! Geez, to be good at literary endeavors takes a working, thinking brain. But to be good at literary endeavors mixed with loads of humor takes a natural, inborn talent. That's you!
ReplyDeleteAll i do nowadays is loaf. I guess it was bread into me.
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