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Tuesday, July 11, 2017
OP439. Off the rails
Yes, I took the easy target.
There once was a man, Donald J. In a line, as he heard a voice say, "You are getting a brain." What he heard, though, was "train", So he left to get out of the way.
Ah! Brings back memories of my youth when a certain older brother would tease me with poetry:
ReplyDeleteWhen they passed out the noses
Steve thought they said "hoses,"
So he asked for a long one.
When they passed out the ears
Stevie thought they said "beers,"
And he got two big ones.
Now, it's payback time--
When they passed out the testes
Phil thought they said "Nestle's,"
So he wanted his "Quik."
In our family, the apple doesn't Farfel from the tree...
You may have won the prize for most esoteric comment, Steve.
ReplyDeleteThose of you who are NOT of an advanced age will need to plug this into the address line of your browser to understand the "Farfel" pun.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farfel_the_Dog