Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
OP439. Off the rails
Yes, I took the easy target.
There once was a man, Donald J. In a line, as he heard a voice say, "You are getting a brain." What he heard, though, was "train", So he left to get out of the way.