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Wednesday, March 9, 2016
2019. Show your Chauvinism
OP254 (below) deserves a retort... just not this one.
International Men's Day's in Fall On November 19th have a ball! Drink, fart, show misogyny, Cuss both spouse and progeny Why make the day special at all?
Ha! You say 'OP254 (below) deserves a retort... just not this one' Little comfort THAT is, as it got the retort anyway! Thanks! I guess payback's a bitch!
'Why make the day special?' You're right! Already each day's a delight Those deeds you point out Are done daily , no doubt Without feeling the least bit contrite.
International Men's Day would be To fulfil ev'ry wild fantasy Where your woman won't mind If you act unrefined While your ethics declined rapidly.
All the booze you could possibly drink up All the hoes you could possibly dink up Being served hand and foot Through the orders you put Being King for a day Always getting your way Can't imagine what else you would think up!
International Men's Day was designed to target issues like: -the high male suicide rate (from self-inflicted self-pity) -male deaths through violence (inflicted by members of their own gender... pretty sure women don't beat them up!) -better birth control options for men (just keep yer pants on, boys!) -promoting good male role models (which they wouldn't have to do if there were already enough)
Ha! You say 'OP254 (below) deserves a retort... just not this one'
ReplyDeleteLittle comfort THAT is, as it got the retort anyway! Thanks! I guess payback's a bitch!
'Why make the day special?' You're right!
Already each day's a delight
Those deeds you point out
Are done daily , no doubt
Without feeling the least bit contrite.
International Men's Day would be
To fulfil ev'ry wild fantasy
Where your woman won't mind
If you act unrefined
While your ethics declined rapidly.
All the booze you could possibly drink up
All the hoes you could possibly dink up
Being served hand and foot
Through the orders you put
Being King for a day
Always getting your way
Can't imagine what else you would think up!
International Men's Day was designed to target issues like:
-the high male suicide rate (from self-inflicted self-pity)
-male deaths through violence (inflicted by members of their own gender... pretty sure women don't beat them up!)
-better birth control options for men (just keep yer pants on, boys!)
-promoting good male role models (which they wouldn't have to do if there were already enough)
Oh, did I say payback's a bitch? Oh yeah, okay.