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Sunday, March 6, 2016
2015. Left-bending beater
I know of a man named McGoffin Who's lousy when it comes to boffin' It seems that his wiener Is quite a left-leaner From whipping right-handed so often.
Don't mean to be laughin' and scoffin' (You'll feel better if you do some quaffin') From experience it seems Your biography streams Into limericks. I know YOU'RE McGoffin!
Don't mean to be laughin' and scoffin'
ReplyDelete(You'll feel better if you do some quaffin')
From experience it seems
Your biography streams
Into limericks. I know YOU'RE McGoffin!