Friday, March 18, 2016

OP256. The best in the west

I know of a woman, Suzanne
Whose submissions would splendidly scan
She's quick and she's witty
Her verses aren't shitty
She writes out her rhymes like few can.

I've praised Phil a fair bit here, as well I should, but I admire your ability too, so I felt you needed a verse.


  1. Now my head is just swelling with pride
    I can't fit through the door, head's too wide
    You're quite clever yourself
    You old limerick elf
    And at times you were even my guide!

  2. Old? I'm at least 20 years younger than you.

    But thanks.

    1. Okay... that makes me an ancient relic.

      You're welcome.

    2. Oh-oh... what would that make Phil? (heh heh heh heh) Hmmm... I might get in trouble if I answer that... well, which is older, an ancient relic, or a dinosaur? Oh never mind!

    3. Sometimes the dinosaur is the relic.

  3. Hey David, so sorry I'm rude
    Haven't yet shown you real gratitude
    For your verse full of praise
    Of my lim'rick displays
    Yours are great too (plus those that are crude!).