I know of a woman, Suzanne
Whose submissions would splendidly scan
She's quick and she's witty
Her verses aren't shitty
She writes out her rhymes like few can.
I've praised Phil a fair bit here, as well I should, but I admire your ability too, so I felt you needed a verse.
Now my head is just swelling with pride
ReplyDeleteI can't fit through the door, head's too wide
You're quite clever yourself
You old limerick elf
And at times you were even my guide!
Old? I'm at least 20 years younger than you.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks.
Okay... that makes me an ancient relic.
DeleteYou're welcome.
Oh-oh... what would that make Phil? (heh heh heh heh) Hmmm... I might get in trouble if I answer that... well, which is older, an ancient relic, or a dinosaur? Oh never mind!
DeleteSometimes the dinosaur is the relic.
DeleteHey David, so sorry I'm rude
ReplyDeleteHaven't yet shown you real gratitude
For your verse full of praise
Of my lim'rick displays
Yours are great too (plus those that are crude!).