Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Thursday, March 24, 2016
OP261. Saddle up!
A young girl with her hair in a braid Led her beau to a barn to get laid And her lover (of course) He was hung like a horse And he came with such force that he neighed.
I know, I'm pushing the rules with this one.
Aha! You are right again, Dave. I had renumbered yours based on her having deleted the 5-stanza one. I've now changed this one back to "OP261" and have re-labeled her #258 as 258-260.
As for why she took down the long one about my having not posted on 3/23, I think she felt badly when she learned I'd skipped due to my aunt's having died. I thought it was a good and funny poem, and not at all insensitive. I mean, how could she have known?
Her OP258 has three verses. It's still here. That's why I numbered it OP261.
ReplyDeleteWhy did she withdraw the other one? It was five verses, if I recall.
Aha! You are right again, Dave. I had renumbered yours based on her having deleted the 5-stanza one. I've now changed this one back to "OP261" and have re-labeled her #258 as 258-260.
ReplyDeleteAs for why she took down the long one about my having not posted on 3/23, I think she felt badly when she learned I'd skipped due to my aunt's having died. I thought it was a good and funny poem, and not at all insensitive. I mean, how could she have known?