Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, March 19, 2016
OP257. Dinner AND dessert
Okay, this one's just nasty.
I once met a whore in New York On her period. Paid her to pork And what poured from her poon I would eat with a spoon But I ate all the crabs with a fork.