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Thursday, March 10, 2016
2020. He made a big-E
For an old gynecologist, Whitt, Hysterectomy turned to pure shit He made his incision But, due to poor vision She now has a 14-inch slit
Sorry, but your limmie inspired me to ride your coattails, coming up with this one...
Whitt's colleague performed a vasectomy Deep cuts turned it into a rectumy Now his organs are wrecks Can no longer have sex I made sure the doc wrote a big check to me.
Sorry, but your limmie inspired me to ride your coattails, coming up with this one...
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Deep cuts turned it into a rectumy
Now his organs are wrecks
Can no longer have sex
I made sure the doc wrote a big check to me.