Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, March 7, 2016
2016. I sound blotto, where's Erato?
Wouldn't blame you if you said, "J'accuse!" After reading this limerick I choose To exhibit as humor, My talent's a rumor When I haven't heard from my muse.
I shall risk being bold and conceited And assume I'm the muse being greeted Your work does inspire But I've lost my fire From working long hours I've lost rhyming powers My energy is quite depleted.
But once I have recharged my battery I'll return to the blogger madhattery Can't wait to get started (So happy, I farted) We'll catch up exchanging the flattery.
I shall risk being bold and conceited
ReplyDeleteAnd assume I'm the muse being greeted
Your work does inspire
But I've lost my fire
From working long hours
I've lost rhyming powers
My energy is quite depleted.
But once I have recharged my battery
I'll return to the blogger madhattery
Can't wait to get started
(So happy, I farted)
We'll catch up exchanging the flattery.