Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, July 6, 2015
OP173. If you can't join 'em, beat 'em
Or, beat off to 'em, anyway.
I know of a gay man in heat Who is seeking another to eat But rejection's his fate As his targets are straight Since he can't beat the heat, beats his meat.
I really should thank her; she's given me my muse back.
I got an honorable mention last week, which was a first. I can't decide which of the two I've submitted here is better. I also sent her a third, which incorporates last week's word as well.
For this one, though, the last line came to me first, and I built off that.
Great one! If Mad Kane doesn't choose it I'm going to protest!
ReplyDeleteI really should thank her; she's given me my muse back.
ReplyDeleteI got an honorable mention last week, which was a first. I can't decide which of the two I've submitted here is better. I also sent her a third, which incorporates last week's word as well.
For this one, though, the last line came to me first, and I built off that.