Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, July 16, 2015
1761. Dialing for Deutschmarks
A woman who lived in Cologne Got paid to fake fuck on the phogne Charged 8 marks per minute And really got in it But if you hung up quick, she'd grogne.