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Monday, July 20, 2015
1766. Hello, Dolly
My lover is short and she's sweet We get horny when she comes in heat Am I s'posed to feel sheepish Or just a bit creepish When mounting her makes her go "Bleat"?
My name's Dolly, and I am a sheep I've been muzzled; I can't make a peep Yes, a slut's what I am - I would never dodge ram But I still think this human's a creep.
My name's Dolly, and I am a sheep
ReplyDeleteI've been muzzled; I can't make a peep
Yes, a slut's what I am -
I would never dodge ram
But I still think this human's a creep.
Great comeback limmie, Dave! I loudly applaud 'dodge ram!'
ReplyDeleteDolly's bleat is evidence she baas well to his johnson.
ReplyDeleteThat pun is mutton short of fantastic, Okie, and makes me think Dolly is a bighorn -- ready for a dick-shun-aerie.
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