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Monday, July 20, 2015
OP184. Foreskin and seven years ago
The story of Abraham Lincoln One night went too far with his drincoln On impulse, a decision - An adult circumcision They botched it, and since, no more dincoln.
Of a better word, I couldn't think Which would do the job, so I used ink It's a quaint euphemism To replace the word "jism" So the inkin' was meant from his dink.
David, you have an interesting twist on History. Allow me to expand upon your speculation.
Lincoln's impotence story is sad. But consider this: Should Abe have had . His botched bris twelve years earlier . (Its outcome no squirrellier), He'd find he was shorter a Tad.
[The fourth and last of Abe's children (all sons), Thomas "Tad" Lincoln III, lived April 4, 1853, to July 15, 1871.]
I don't get "incoln." As in, "inkin'?" What stopped being inked?
ReplyDeleteOf a better word, I couldn't think
DeleteWhich would do the job, so I used ink
It's a quaint euphemism
To replace the word "jism"
So the inkin' was meant from his dink.
Clearer?
Yeah, somewhat clearer... I think you get to your meaning quicker, though, with an L5 like
ReplyDeleteThey botched it which stopped him from dincoln.
Maybe. I'll think about it.
DeleteI kinda built this limerick off the title. Usually the title is the last thing to come to me.
I decided to change it.
DeleteI'm impressed that a Canuck would know the opening line of The Gettysburg Address!
ReplyDeleteIt's a rather famous line.
DeleteDavid, you have an interesting twist on History. Allow me to expand upon your speculation.
ReplyDeleteLincoln's impotence story is sad.
But consider this: Should Abe have had
. His botched bris twelve years earlier
. (Its outcome no squirrellier),
He'd find he was shorter a Tad.
[The fourth and last of Abe's children (all sons), Thomas "Tad" Lincoln III, lived April 4, 1853, to July 15, 1871.]
I learn something new every day.
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