Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, July 18, 2015
1764. Twisted mister
A man I know says with a smirk, "I can use hand or foot when I jerk! And since I'm double-jointed This means I've anointed My toes and my fingers with murk."