Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
1769. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey
Here's some bolt advice for screwing... Lovely Hera got married to Zeus Whose prick was as thick as a spruce It was no fun for mortals To enter her portals Her cunt, once right tight, was left loose.