Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
OP185. The long and the short of it
A fellow who's out with his date Says the length of his dick numbers eight But he means centimeters So she gleans from his peter's Small size that he lies; she's irate.
A couple subtle changes from my contest entry, but I think it's better.