Monday, July 20, 2015

1766. Hello, Dolly

My lover is short and she's sweet
We get horny when she comes in heat
Am I s'posed to feel sheepish
Or just a bit creepish
When mounting her makes her go "Bleat"?

4 comments:

  1. My name's Dolly, and I am a sheep
    I've been muzzled; I can't make a peep
    Yes, a slut's what I am -
    I would never dodge ram
    But I still think this human's a creep.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Great comeback limmie, Dave! I loudly applaud 'dodge ram!'

    ReplyDelete
  3. Dolly's bleat is evidence she baas well to his johnson.

    ReplyDelete
  4. That pun is mutton short of fantastic, Okie, and makes me think Dolly is a bighorn -- ready for a dick-shun-aerie.

    ReplyDelete