Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, June 4, 2017
2513. Her "come to Jesus" moment
A Catholic cunt in Okemah Tried a dildo; it made her a screamah With her first-time orgasm She saw a phantasm And said, "Think I've met my redeemah!" Pop 3,257