Tuesday, June 20, 2017

2547. Should've C'rest 'em first

A Cherokee badass in Tahlequah
Was constantly looking to foul a maw
With a load of his cum
Squirted on teeth and gum,
If he heard, "No," he might disembowel a squaw.

Pop. 16,741


  1. As usual, you are creatively disgusting and disgustingly creative! But I do have to admire your attempt and success at rhyming with the word "Tahlequah"!

  2. Oh, goodie! My "Phoul Phil" reputation is intact. Thanks for noticing, Suzanne.

    As for the rhymes, I'm fortunate that Okies pronounce the town's 1st syllable more like "towel" than "tall."