Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, June 16, 2017
2543. Fit to be tied
A dumb woman in hopes of gestation Twice per day takes her man on for meshin' Though they fuck ev'ry chance No bulge grows in her pants Prob'ly due to her tubal ligation.