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Sunday, June 18, 2017
2545. Mine would hide like a turtle
There once was an athlete named Jake Who swam in an ice-laden lake Though the cold made him shudder He used for a rudder His lengthy and thick one-eyed snake.
Not to say that poor Jake is a wimp But won't the cold make it go limp? Even IF ole Snake Eyes Were a rudder-hard prize Wouldn't it be the size of a shrimp?
No, see, Jake was some kind of an uber mensch, sporting a non-shrinking tuber. While swimming, ne'er flaccid, The thing's size stayed max-ed! No one's ever called Jake a goober.
Then Jake's name can't be dragged through the mud As his 'part' must be full of hot blood And his thing can stand tall Like a horse in his stall So I guess you could call him a stud!
A standard transmission has linkage And a fine single-malt deserves drinkage But my story 'bout Jake (As you've guessed) is all fake, Like Costanza, all guys suffer shrinkage.
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Not to say that poor Jake is a wimp
ReplyDeleteBut won't the cold make it go limp?
Even IF ole Snake Eyes
Were a rudder-hard prize
Wouldn't it be the size of a shrimp?
No, see, Jake was some kind of an uber
ReplyDeletemensch, sporting a non-shrinking tuber.
While swimming, ne'er flaccid,
The thing's size stayed max-ed!
No one's ever called Jake a goober.
Then Jake's name can't be dragged through the mud
ReplyDeleteAs his 'part' must be full of hot blood
And his thing can stand tall
Like a horse in his stall
So I guess you could call him a stud!
A standard transmission has linkage
ReplyDeleteAnd a fine single-malt deserves drinkage
But my story 'bout Jake
(As you've guessed) is all fake,
Like Costanza, all guys suffer shrinkage.
Copy and paste this into your browser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUZvxjKMGs