A very bored spinster named Schmidt
Told a suitor, "Sex ain't worth a shit.
I suppose if you want
You may lap at my cunt
But I won't get turned on, not one bit."
Well, he took up the challenge and licked
Even checked if she liked being dicked
But despite his travails
She lay buffing her nails
As her smoldering cig'rette she flicked.
What the hell? Was she angry? Or spayed?
ReplyDeleteWas her puberty always delayed?
If money's too tight
Like her crotch is, outright
Then just maybe she needs to get paid.
S.H.