Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, October 25, 2015
1875. For blackmail or evaluation?
A hooker from West Lithuania Performed ev'ry act with a mania Fucked and sucked in her car Filmed with old VCR And re-played on a beat-up Sylvania.