Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Friday, October 16, 2015
1868. Sucked in
My girlfriend is dumb, how propitious! For I told her that sperm is nutritious Well, she swallowed that line And my wad, which was fine 'Cause she now thinks my semen's delicious!
Your poem should get D for Disgust
ReplyDeleteIt's cringeworthy, grosser than pus
But creative content
And lunatic talent
Has earned you an A+++.
S.H.
I keep trying to get the hang of this 5-line form. #1868 is that rare one that I don't think I could have done any better.
ReplyDeleteThanks to people like you and Dave, I try hard to not lay any eggs. It's great to have appreciative and knowledgeable readers in my audience.
One of your best. I like everything about it.
ReplyDelete...then again, I have a filthy mind. You kinda have to to write limericks.