Friday, October 16, 2015

1868. Sucked in

My girlfriend is dumb, how propitious!
For I told her that sperm is nutritious
Well, she swallowed that line
And my wad, which was fine
'Cause she now thinks my semen's delicious!


  1. Your poem should get D for Disgust
    It's cringeworthy, grosser than pus
    But creative content
    And lunatic talent
    Has earned you an A+++.


  2. I keep trying to get the hang of this 5-line form. #1868 is that rare one that I don't think I could have done any better.

    Thanks to people like you and Dave, I try hard to not lay any eggs. It's great to have appreciative and knowledgeable readers in my audience.

  3. One of your best. I like everything about it.

    ...then again, I have a filthy mind. You kinda have to to write limericks.