Tuesday, October 6, 2015

1860. With aplomb and a palm

There once was a fellow named Greene
Whose dick had a marvelous sheene
He did it by stroking
(You may think I'm joking)
It twelve times a day -- how obsceene!


  1. I hope his showroom shine comes with a free air freshener.

  2. I wrote this one for a newspaper columnist I had recently begun emailing. He wrote back, "I didn't realize you knew my brother."

    Great comeback, huh?