Tuesday, October 6, 2015

1860. With aplomb and a palm

There once was a fellow named Greene
Whose dick had a marvelous sheene
He did it by stroking
(You may think I'm joking)
It twelve times a day -- how obsceene!
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3 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 7, 2015 at 9:15 PM

    I hope his showroom shine comes with a free air freshener.

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  2. The LimericistOctober 8, 2015 at 4:11 PM

    I wrote this one for a newspaper columnist I had recently begun emailing. He wrote back, "I didn't realize you knew my brother."

    Great comeback, huh?

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  3. UnknownOctober 10, 2015 at 2:35 PM

    LOL!

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