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Friday, October 16, 2015
OP221. Turning Twix
The word of the week at Mad's is "score". Homonyms are allowed.
"Oh, Henry", says Candy, the whore She Snickers, "Would you like to Skor? For a modest PayDay You'll have your Milky Way." But his Aero has hurt her; she's sore.