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Saturday, October 24, 2015
1874. What a cretan!
A vulgar performer from Crete Whose act was a bit indiscreet Would take off his shoes To a chorus of boos And then jack himself off with his feet.
Whatsa matter, did he have no hands? Did boredom make toys of his glands? The 'boos' seem to say Entertaining this way Isn't something each viewer demands.
Not one thing was wrong with his hands But he saved them for leading boys' bands He had soaked his phalanges In Mekong and Ganges And rubbed them with lots of their sands
I've heard magic lies in those rivers They each have been labeled as givers Of strength and prosperity But, damn! The dexterity His feet received gives me the shivers!
Whatsa matter, did he have no hands?
ReplyDeleteDid boredom make toys of his glands?
The 'boos' seem to say
Entertaining this way
Isn't something each viewer demands.
S.H.
Not one thing was wrong with his hands
ReplyDeleteBut he saved them for leading boys' bands
He had soaked his phalanges
In Mekong and Ganges
And rubbed them with lots of their sands
I've heard magic lies in those rivers
They each have been labeled as givers
Of strength and prosperity
But, damn! The dexterity
His feet received gives me the shivers!
Thanks for clarifying.
DeleteAnd, you outdid yourself again. Nice job!
S.H.