Sunday, October 25, 2015

1875. For blackmail or evaluation?

A hooker from West Lithuania
Performed ev'ry act with a mania
Fucked and sucked in her car
Filmed with old VCR
And re-played on a beat-up Sylvania.

4 comments:

  1. All your fantasies come true, I bet
    As you type them all out on the 'net
    But I'm sure most concede
    That it fills a great need
    No big fret, no upset, no regret.

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  2. Actually, I should answer the title's question...

    She doesn't need evaluation
    It's blackmail that brings her elation
    She's got every man
    In the palm of her hand
    With extortion her main occupation.

    S.H.

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  3. S.H. must stand for Sending Happiness, 'cause that's what you're doing with all your comments!

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    1. Gee thanks... it was once thought to stand for Shit Happens, but I like your alternative version better.

      S.H.

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