Saturday, October 24, 2015

1874. What a cretan!

A vulgar performer from Crete
Whose act was a bit indiscreet

Would take off his shoes
To a chorus of boos
And then jack himself off with his feet.

3 comments:

  1. Whatsa matter, did he have no hands?
    Did boredom make toys of his glands?
    The 'boos' seem to say
    Entertaining this way
    Isn't something each viewer demands.

    S.H.

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  2. Not one thing was wrong with his hands
    But he saved them for leading boys' bands
    He had soaked his phalanges
    In Mekong and Ganges
    And rubbed them with lots of their sands

    I've heard magic lies in those rivers
    They each have been labeled as givers
    Of strength and prosperity
    But, damn! The dexterity
    His feet received gives me the shivers!

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    1. Thanks for clarifying.

      And, you outdid yourself again. Nice job!

      S.H.

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